“Duh!” Daniel would say. “Start at the beginning obviously.”
But how do you know where the beginning is? We’re not talking fairy tales here. There’s no “Once upon a time.” I suppose the beginning is my birth (if we’re not going to be silly about it and go back to when I was “Just a twinkle in my Dad’s eye.” Or even further back to when my parents were born or right back to the very first humans, the very first Gonzales-es. If this is even my story, which it might not be.)
That gave me an idea. Let me introduce you to El Grupo:

Doesn't tell you much does it? So how about they introduce themselves?
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